January 2010
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Dance for me, guido, dance!
– Anonymous member of my Media Crit class
Dear Apple,
Please don’t mess up tomorrow.
Love,
Ben.
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I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in...
– Mitch Hedberg
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit...
– Anonymous
NYC Restaurant Week: Around the bend! →
Selection
Some seeds never mature; never emerge beyond the packed world of darkness beneath our feet. A gardener plants hundreds of seeds in varied conditions and depths, hopeful that one seed will find its strength and climb to daylight. That one seed might rise to the occasion. Ascension.
The seeds follow the process of natural selection. Those better adapted to grow and thrive outlast the weak. The...
I like Rice. Rice is great when you’re hungry and want 2,000 of something.
– Mitch Hedberg
This part of my life is called Mononucleosis.
At Williams-Sonoma
Me: Okay, I'm gonna buy the cooling rack.
Cashier: Ah, excellent! You are just going to LOVE this cooling rack. It is such a good cooling rack.
Me: Um, okay. Isn't it just a cooling rack? Like every other cooling rack?
Cashier: Trust me, this is an amazing cooling rack.
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